just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
did i walk over a car last night?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
