Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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