Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Holy shit dude........stairs
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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