David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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