Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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