It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question