I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird