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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.