I cockslap morals
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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