the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
