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(517): View more from Michigan

Alarm just got pulled in my exam

(517): View more from Michigan

Swear it wasn't me

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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight

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(251): View more from Alabama

When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

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(757): View more from Virginia

FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday

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