The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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