if i died would you start the facebook group?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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