i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT