Someone shit on the floor
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?