If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...