I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
We had sex on a dog bed..
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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