Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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