Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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