the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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