Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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