A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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