Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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