Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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