if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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