my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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