can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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