Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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