Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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