first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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