Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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