Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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