That's intense
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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