How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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