Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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