I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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