whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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