i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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