I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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