like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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