P.S. I can't hear my feet
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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