That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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