Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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