Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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