Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
