She's JV to your varsity
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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