Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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