id be glad to
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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