dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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