Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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