Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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