at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
