I think I just saw someone hide a body.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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