ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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