Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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