omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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