I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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