remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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