Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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