I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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